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Name: Mel
Gender: Female
Interests: My family - loving them, serving them, feeding them, cleaning them, etc.; My friends - talking, laughing, spending them with them (even if only online); My church; Food; exercising (because of my love of food); reading; shopping
Expertise: Will let you know as I figure it out. None so far. Except pizza. And wiping (noses, tears, bottoms, spills, etc.).
Occupation: Executive
Industry: Other
Message: message meEmail: email me
Member Since:
11/2/2005
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| Joseph: "Mom, how high do numbers go?" "Well, you can count forever and we call it 'infinity'"...a little later: "Mom, I'm going to try to do it. I'm going to count to the Trinity"
"sorry mom, I can't wear my sandals because a giant ladybug has been chewing them. " - Joseph.
"Wow, mom look at all those birds (a HUGE flock had just risen from a huddle on the ground)...It's like a bird hurricane!!" - Joseph
I can't do justice to how hilarious this kid is. At least to me.
We are starting a church. Well, not us per se..but we are one of the founding families. Hoping to begin worship Nov. 29!! Christ Church of Lakeland. Google us, we're live.
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| "Mommy, when I grow up I'm going to be a hotdog cooker. I will sell hotdogs, steaks and burgers with meat from Publix...or from the butler where you go for meat."
Me: "Butcher, Joe. It is a butcher that cuts meat"
Joe: "Oh yes, a butcher...Well, I call him a butler because butlers are your helpers who do things for you and get your mail and serve your food. Mine will have a...a...what is that thing that hangs from your nose??"
Me: 'a nose ring??'
Joe: "No! The hair that hangs from a man's nose"
Me: "A moustache???"
Joe: "Yes! One of those! He'll have one of those and he'll cut the meat for me."
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| Joseph added baseball player to his list right before he fell asleep watching the Yanks with Daddy. "I'm going to play for the Gators and then the Yankees." | | |
| So far, just today:
Joseph:
Mommy, when I grow up I'm going to be a player on a stage..like the headless horseman
A doctor: if your brain is bleeding and you're really sick, just come to me and I'll fix your brain.
An airport builder (specifically in Tampa so I'm not sure what is going to happen to the current one)
A machine inventor (specifically to make me catwoman gloves)
A scientist
A food channel cooker: mommy, we don't have a grill in our kitchen and you can't be a food channel cooker unless you have one!
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